For Birdie Jaworski, life as an Avon Lady was a bittersweet mix of embarking on gossip-worthy adventures, searching for Mr. Right, and making emergency lotion requests in the middle of the night... while managing as a single parent. This collection of short stories including "Mullet Madness," "Fat Ass Evidence," and "Wherein I Test a Product on an Animal" captures Jaworski's complicated relationship with the cosmetics giant (and her customers) and reveals a surprising and touching account of her personal life.