Yeah I know, I've heard it all before, sheesh! Look, I've updated this book of poems, added loads more and even padded it out some Facebook status', it's still all rubbish, even the three short stories I have also put in, you won't like them either, I know, borrrring. Go on, off you trot, I am sure you have better things to be getting on with anyway, those Angry Birds won't fire themselves now will they?