Thirty-eight poems about relationships,work,life,love,lust and dark matter. In fact a veritable smorgasbord of quirky, funny, (sometimes serious) poems about everything.
Meet football fans, divorcees, cuckolds, tramps, goldfish, sexy doctors even Count Dracula. Read about one night stands, playing chess with death, why you shouldn't pooh at work and life in the rat race.
Find out what it's like to be single at Christmas and how to lose weight by not licking stamps. Discover a theory of everything in the universe and the best way to deal with politicians.
Poems for the people and any cats who can read.