Dear Concerned Citizen/ Voter/ Man/ Woman or Raccoon,
Hot dang it! Since the publication of my first guide, Redneck Staycations, I’ve rocketed into super stardumb and got myself a cushy gig as USA Secretary of State!
Just like President Wilson from the good ole’ days, I have my own ten point plan for world peace to share with y’all. And just like in the trailer park, there are plenty of mind-numin’ problems to tackle and diplomatic septic tanks to clean all around the world.
So let’s get right to it, ‘Merica.
Sincerely,
Lawrence of Trailerparkia
Yer friend and chief executive of foreigner policy
P.S. I know I can’t spell too good, but I sure do know how to think right.